I'm still alive

When I was in my first year of college, I got a card from my mother. The message on the card was, "I heard a rumor that you're still alive." It seems that I hadn't written or called her in a while.

I feel like the blog has been sending me "Are you still alive?" cards, but I just haven't had the time to write lately. I have either an almost completed or half completed chapter of The E&A Group but I can't decide which is the correct amount of completion. I've had a couple ideas for blog posts, but I haven't written any of them yet. Kasey has been naughty lately, so there are a couple of stories that could probably be told, but these haven't been written down either.

Anyway, I am still alive and I will be putting up some new posts with actual content sometime soon.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb

Half Nekkid Thursday, Thanksgiving Edition

Well, it's Thanksgiving, which just happens to fall on a Thursday this year, so it seemed only appropriate to adopt Turkey Day as the theme this Half Nekkid Thursday. So without further ado:


Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be and as full,

bbobb

p.s. Kasey should have her HNT picture up soon as well.

Finally, a FORTUNE cookie

A little more than a month ago I expressed my displeasure with the state of fortune cookie fortunes. I will admit to a certain fondness for Chinese buffet for lunch, so since that time, I've gotten maybe a dozen more fortune cookies (okay, so maybe I do occasionally take more than one - we all have our foibles). In that time, I have not gotten a single actual fortune.

All more BS like:

• Winning starts with beginning.
• You constantly struggle for self-improvement.
• Don't eat yellow snow.
• etc., etc., etc.

Until today.

Today, I got a real honest to Buddha fortune in my fortune cookie.

Drum roll please.

You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.

Of course, it's still BS, but at least it's a fortune.

Hope you are all getting as lucky as you want,

bbobb

Oh no, not quiz results :-0

I haven't posted anything in a few days and I'd like to plead temporary insanity. Unfortunately, I suspect that may be a little optimistic on the duration. Anyway, I don't really have an idea today either, so I've decided to fall back on one of the old standards of uninspired bloggers: quiz results. Mister Fritz had a link to a quiz to determine how skilled one is in the art(?)/science(?) of domination.

I obtained the same result as he did and I also feel that it is probably about right given their four categories.

You scored as Novice Dominant. You have some experience in D/s and mostly the right attitude and philosophy. Remember D/s is a journey, not a destination and safe, sane, and Consentual is the constitution. Take your time, smell roses and collect the thorns. Please suggest questions that might better characterize your dominance and I'll improve the quiz. Please don't forget to rate it. Novice Dominant 45% Experienced Dominant 43% Dominant Wannabe 35% You are a thug, not a Dominant. 8% Are you a Dominant? created with QuizFarm.com

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb

Half Nekkid Thursday

Kasey and I generally tend to be rather modest sorts, so we're really not that comfortable with posting pictures of ourselves for Half Nekkid Thursday. However, we decided that our modesty doesn't extend to the other, so instead of posting half nekkid pictures of ourselves we will each post half nekkid pictures of the other.

So for the inagural half nekkid post by the bbobb and Kasey show, I give you this picture of Kasey.

Hope you are all getting as lucky as you want to be,

bbobb

p.s. Kasey has her HNT post up as well.

E&A Group, Chapter 6

Cindy isn't having as much fun as she was a couple chapters ago. What are her abductors going to demand for her release? Is the team heading in the right direction? These questions and many more might be answered in the latest installment of The E&A Group. Or they might not. You never can tell.

Hope you are all getting as lucky as you want,
bbobb

Feedback Rant

As you probably know, I've been posting my stories on Stories Online. One of the features of SOL is that it is very easy to provide feedback to the author. At the end of the story there is a box that you can type your comments in and then just click send to email it to the author. You can even do it anonymously if you want. Without a psychic connection, I don't know how it could be any easier.

This isn't what I'm ranting about. I like this feature and like receiving feedback, even negative feedback. Perhaps even especially negative feedback. It's great to receive praise and I'm as human as the next person and like to hear that somebody likes something I did, but the negative feedback is the stuff that really offers the potential for learning and growing.

Now here is where the rant comes in. The negative feedback only offers the potential for learning and growing if it gives some reasons.

I thought my SLFS post was an okay story that could stand on its own, so I posted it to SOL. Here is one of the feedback messages I got: "A total waste of time."

That was it. The total message was just those five words and one punctuation mark. If that is the extent of your feedback, why even bother? Particularly given that the issue appears to be wasted time. Doesn't sending that feedback waste even more time?

The problem isn't that this reader didn't like the story. I don't expect everybody would enjoy that story. Hell, I don't even expect most people to enjoy the story, given that there is stuff in it that would squick a lot of people. But if you're going to bother taking the time to send feedback, give the author something to go on. "A total waste of time" tells me nothing. Without some reason why you dislike the story, how can you expect the author to learn anything from your feedback?

The real reason behind this rant isn't the comment per se. It's the confusion about what would motivate somebody to leave such a comment. I've tried, but I can't come up with any motive for leaving a comment like that that isn't petty or mean spirited. I really try to give people the benefit of the doubt and see things from their perspective, but for the life of me, I can't come up with a positive spin on why somebody would leave that comment.

The bottom line for me is, if you hate a story and you can't or you're not willing to give some reasons why you hate the story, don't bother giving feedback to the author. Anybody with enough brains to string a few sentences together to make a story is probably bright enough to know that not everybody is going to like the sentences they've strung together, so there's no need to tell them just that. They already know.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb

Bit Gag, Mk II and E&A Group, Chapter 5

I've been having some trouble lining up a gag model, so I will instead just post a couple pics of the Bit Gag, Mk II by itself. Rather than the wooden dowel of the Mk I, the Mk II features and actual rubber bit - much more comfortable for prolonged biting.

I also want to let everybody know that chapter 5 of the continuing saga or Lord Hardofcock/Hock and his merry band of slaves/adventurers has been posted to SOL and should be available here very soon.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb

E&A Group, Chapter 4

I put out a new chapter of my story E&A Group two days ago and I forgot to let people reading the blog know. Now you know. You should also know that I'm about half way through the next chapter so it should be out by Monday at the latest.

Find it here and give it a read and let me know what you think - good, bad or otherwise.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want,
bbobb

I am a BRUTE!

It is official. I am a brute!

Kasey and I were playing last night. She had been a little naughty and we had discussed it and determined that it was in fact a memory problem. She had left the garage light on again and she had left milk, well a milk product, actually a block of rather nice Parmigiano Reggiano cheese, out on the counter again. She claims that she forgot to turn off the light and she forgot to put the cheese away. I've actually studied memory a little bit, so I know that motivation can be a factor in memory so I decided that what she needed was a little motivation to remember in the future.

But supplying the motivation is not what this post is about. While it was plenty of fun, it wasn't anything all that creative, so I don't think feel it's necessary to write about it.

However, what this post is about is what I saw when she removed her clothing and got into position.

A bruise!

A big ole bruise from last Saturday's experimentation with the canes. I knew that the bruise was there the next night, but I hadn't realized that five days later it was still there. It was from a stroke with the medium cane that went a little higher than I was aiming and maybe a touch harder than I meant.

I was so happy, I actually let her get up from position and look in the mirror because she didn't realize it was still there either. Obviously, it wasn't causing her any discomfort, which I consider a good thing. I really like the visual, and I like the idea of her being a little tender the next morning, but I don't want her to still be hurting five days later.

Anyway, we went on with providing her motivation in an attempt to improve her memory. Near the end I realized that I wanted some proof of my brutishness, so I went and got the camera.

So here for your viewing enjoyment - proof that I am in fact a brute that leaves bruises that last for days and days.


Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want,
bbobb

We need more spanking songs!

Bonnie has had another excellent idea - perverting well known songs to make them into spanking songs - and as usual I can't help but ah... borrow it from her. There aren't enough good spanking songs out there, so hopefully lots of us will jump on this bandwagon so we can fix this tragic inadequacy that musicians have left us.

My contribution is sung to the tune of What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a naughty lady? (or laddy if that's your pleasure)

What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
With a pretty bottom

Slap her hard with an old school ruler
Slap her hard with an old school ruler
Slap her hard with an old school ruler
On her pretty bottom


What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
With a pretty bottom

Spank her well with a leather slapper
Spank her well with a leather slapper
Spank her well with a leather slapper
On her pretty bottom


What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
With a pretty bottom

Swat her firmly with a paddle
Swat her firmly with a paddle
Swat her firmly with a paddle
On her pretty bottom


What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
With a pretty bottom

Smack her soundly with a hairbrush
Smack her soundly with a hairbrush
Smack her soundly with a hairbrush
On her pretty bottom


What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
What do you do with a naughty lady?
With a pretty bottom

Strike her hard with a riding crop
Strike her hard with a riding crop
Strike her hard with a riding crop
On her pretty bottom


I realize that mine isn't quite as creative as Bonnie's, but it does have the added bonus of possible use to establish a cadence when spanking. And more verses can be added.

So feel free to suggest more verses or to come up with your own spanking song. Because only you can correct a deficiency in spanking songs.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb

bbobb the toymaking elf, part 2

In an earlier post, I mentioned some nipple clamps that I've made, but couldn't show pictures because my nipple model was unavailable. Her schedule has cleared up and I was able to book a little studio time with her and now I can share the pictures.

I've also been busy making a bit gag. I made the bit gag, Mark I, using a wooden dowel. It seemed like it would be functional, but I wasn't quite satisfied with it. It was a little rough and wood doesn't seem like the best material for biting. I think I have an idea for the Mark II, but until I have pics of that, here are a couple pics of the Mark I.

I also wanted to show a pic of the paddles I made from African Paduak now that they've been finished with polyurethane. I think they look much better now.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want,

bbobb

SLFS revealed!

I've been teasing Kasey all college football season about a game I had planned. I told her that it was called SLFS (pronounced slifs) and each letter stood for a verb and it would be based on the scoring of the local college football team. She even posted about it to try and get some help figuring out what it meant. It turns out that Bonnie was very, very close in one of her guesses, getting two of them exactly, one a synonym and the last could even be seen as a synonym in some instances.

For a bunch of different reasons, we hadn't been able to find a time to play SLFS until Sunday evening. The local team had scored some points the day before, the kids were asleep, both of us were in town, neither of us had work that needed to be done, and we were both awake and interested in playing. Plus I had gotten a couple of martinis into Kasey so she was feeling little to no inhibitions. :-)

Well, enough with the build up - here's what SLFS stands for: Spanking Licking Fucking Sucking. For each score by the home team there would be one round of SLFS, with the number of spanks determined by the score, i.e. 7 spanks for a touchdown and extra point, 6 for td without pat, 3 for a field goal, and 2 for a safety. At the last minute I also realized that we could add another twist by using a different implement each round. The addition of a blindfold and having Kasey guess what it was after the first two strokes added even more fun. Particularly when I decided to take away one swat if she got it right and add on three if she got it wrong. A little incentive never hurts.

She got undressed and into position. Then I applied a blindfold to discourage any cheating. I wanted to start out easy so I went into the toy chest and got out the riding crop. Well, to start out easy and I also thought there was a pretty good chance she would mistake it for the dogging bat that we had just used for the first time the night before. I gave her a couple of fairly easy swats with the crop and then asked her to guess.

She fell for it. She guessed dogging bat. The first score in the game was a touchdown, so with her missed guess and the two she already had; she had eight more coming with the riding crop. I stepped up the intensity a little and spread them around to make sure that she was well warmed up for the rest of the implements.

After the eight with the crop, I had her roll over onto her back and got down to some Licking. Knowing that we had a while to go and being a little bit mean, just as she seemed to be really getting into it, I stood up and moved on to the Fucking. All this time she was still blindfolded and again just as she seemed to be really getting into it, I moved on to the next activity.

Kasey can be a bit of a klutz at times and I wasn't looking for any injuries so I had her take off the blindfold in order to get down on her knees next to the bed for the Sucking. Wanting to practice my dom role some I made sure to put both hands on her head and help guide her motion. I also added some motion of my own and it was feeling pretty good.

But we had more scores to get to and more implements to guess. So I had her get back into position and didn't bother with the blindfold, figuring that her head was down so she couldn't see what I was using and I could certainly trust her not to cheat.

I went back to the toy chest and rattled around in there for a bit to avoid giving any aural clues to what was coming next and quietly pulled out The King. The King is a ruler paddle that I made a while back and recently got around to putting the finish on. You can see a picture of it in my toymaking post before it was finished. It's much shinier now and the grain has much more depth to it.

So I gave her a couple moderate swats with The King and asked her to guess. Being a smarty pants and a watcher of Jeopardy!, Kasey tried to give as broad an answer as she could. "A paddle," she said. I was feeling generous so I didn't take her to task for a vague answer and gave her the chance to tell me which one - we currently have three to choose from. She responded correctly with the ruler paddle, so she only had four more coming for the touchdown.

I proceeded to deliver the four swats. I went fairly slowly and stepped up the force with each one. She started squirming a bit and after the last one she actually broke position and clamped her legs together. I of course gave her a couple more swats to draw her attention to her error and then informed her of one of the rules of SLFS: If you break position during the Spanking portion, you lose the Licking portion for that score.

There was really no reason for her to change position, now that her legs were properly spread again, so with her still bent over the bed we moved directly on to the Fucking portion. I really enjoy fucking her in that position after she's been spanked because I can give her bottom cheeks a good kneading while I'm stroking. She can squirm in the most delightful ways when I grab her pink cheeks while sliding in and out of her. It seemed a little early in the game to let her come, there were several more scores left, so again as she really seemed to be enjoying herself, I pulled out and sent her down to her knees for the next Sucking.

I wrapped my fingers in her hair and guided her motions while thrusting in a little deeper this time. It was definitely feeling rather good and if the moans are any indication, she seemed to be enjoying the experience as well. The visuals were great as well. Looking down and seeing my penis sliding in and out of her mouth is an incredibly arousing sight.

But, there was more SLFS to get to so I pulled out and had her assume position on the bed again. A little more rummaging to disguise the sounds of the real choice and I approached her with the leather slapper. I figured this was an easy one and after two swats she did guess correctly. Again, she only had four more swats to go in this round of Spanking.

She was well warmed up and was squirming quite a bit. I know how much she likes the slapper, so I gave her some pretty good solid swats with it. Not the hardest possible, but definitely enough force that she was feeling it. You'd think she would have learned her lesson last time, but again she broke position. I rather enjoy licking her, but if she doesn't want it, I can move directly on to the Fucking.

Once more some spirited fucking with her bent over the bed, accompanied by some strong squeezing of her behind. I know I was enjoying SLFS at this point and she certainly appeared to be as well. I was tempted to just say the heck with the rest of the scores and just enjoy what we were doing, but I decided to let things build a little more. We moved on to another Sucking and again it was first rate. I was thrusting in a little deeper each round and it was really feeling phenomenal at this point, but there were more implements calling out to be used.

Back into position on the bed for Kasey and back to the toy chest for me. This next score was just a field goal so something fairly easy seemed in order. I went with the purple leather flogger and gave her what I assumed would be the only two strokes she'd get with it. She'd have to guess this one right I figured and with reducing the number by one, there'd be nothing left of the field goal.

Then she did something that I never expected her to do. She CHEATED! She turned around and looked at the implement before guessing what it was. I was so shocked it took me a little while before delivering several hard additional blows with the flogger to give me time to think of what an appropriate punishment would be. Then it came to me - a butt plug.

Being a generally nice guy, I did take a little bit of pity on her and gave her her choice of butt plugs - natural or artificial. I was a little disappointed that she chose artificial, but we were able to continue the SLFS. I went and got the lube and the plug and proceeded to give her a good lubing with my finger before inserting the plug. I also figured that she had forfeited the Licking portion again so we went straight to the Fucking again.

I again left her in the bent over position and started sliding in and out of her. Instead of kneading her butt this time though, I started up a nice rhythm with the butt plug as well. Again it was very hard to break away from the pleasure I was feeling, but I was determined to keep the game going.

She carefully got onto her knees making sure that she didn't lose her butt plug, knowing that if she did, she'd most likely get the natural one to replace it. I was really getting into my dom role and almost came right there as I thrust in and out of her mouth with gusto. Holding her head and just thrusting in and out of her mouth was feeling so good. But, I wanted to continue. I was planning on giving a cane another try and I needed to continue to get to it.

Kasey was careful again getting back into her bent over position, while retaining her butt plug and I went back to the toy chest. I knew she loved this leather strap we have, so I decided it would make a perfect warm up for the cane which would be next. In order to create a little diversion, I went to my pants that were lying close by on the floor and loudly pulled out my belt.

I gave her the two strokes with the strap. At this point she was definitely into it, so I was giving her nice, solid strokes. She squirmed and wiggled, but didn't break position. She also wasn't fooled by the belt and immediately guessed strap. I delivered the rest of the strokes firmly and in a nice slow pace. Apparently she can learn, because she didn't break position this time. She would actually get another Licking round.

After another careful change of position by Kasey, I got down between her legs to deliver her licking. Just before I started licking, she asked if we'd stop after she came. I chuckled a little and told her no way. I told her that I might just keeping going until we had exhausted the score even if I come. She acted a bit upset at that, but I knew it was exactly what she wanted to hear. When she's really into a spanking, she loves to hear that it is going to just keep going and there will be plenty more swats coming.

I then started with a few slow licks from her opening up to her clit. I then did a few more full length licks, but quicker and then moved in to concentrate on her clit. At this point she was squirming and making some pretty loud noises so I knew she was close. It only took a few short moments of attention to her clit before her shouts went up a few decibels and her legs clamped down on my head. She held me there for a while as the feelings washed over her, but as soon as she released me, I stood up and entered her for the next Fucking round. She appeared to be really enjoying that. I was thrusting into her pretty hard at this point and her breasts were bouncing back and forth, so I couldn't resist reaching down and giving them some good, tight squeezes. I was getting close and she sounded like she was working towards another, but I remembered the cane.

I slowed down and then pulled out. She practically leapt off the bed and onto her knees and inhaled my shaft. I didn't have to do any work that time, because she was plunging her head up and down on it at least as deep as I had been going the time before. After a bit of this, I knew I had to stop if I wanted to move onto the cane. I may have told her that it would continue even if I came, but I was getting a little tired at that point and I doubted I would do much more than collapse after I came.

I stopped her excellent work and told her to get back into position for the next implement. I went back to the toy chest and rummaged around a little bit before coming out with one of the medium thickness canes. I knew she would guess it, but I still resisted the urge to swish it back and forth in the air to hear the cool sound before striking her with it. This was only our second time with the cane, so I was fairly gentle as I gave her the first two strokes. As expected, she immediately said cane after the first two. She had four more coming and I didn't hurry them or make them too hard, but she was reacting like she was feeling it pretty good.

She rolled over onto her back and I barely touched my tongue to her when she started screaming again. I was feeling pretty excited myself at that point, so I didn't really give her anytime to come down from her orgasm before I started thrusting into her hard. There was no finesse. There was no attempt to stimulate any sensitive spots. There was just hard fucking. She was still moaning and squirming as I reached the limits of my endurance and started coming with a level of intensity that I only rarely achieve. I buried myself as deeply as I could and just let the feelings wash over me for a time.

As I expected, once my senses returned to something approaching normal, I fell down on the bed next to Kasey and just lay there with one arm over her panting for a while. After my breathing got back closer to normal, we cuddled a while.

Perhaps Kasey will give all of you her opinion of SLFS, but it certainly gets a rousing positive vote from me.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want,
bbobb

I deserve another 1/2 point of spanking purity

Well, the new toys had been piling up while life was interfering with play time. A dogging bat had been purchased:

But circumstances beyond my control prevented us from trying it out (see cowboy hat story below). Kasey went out of town and our canes arrived in the mail:


Also, I found some time to make over the door restraint connections while she was gone:


And I had finished the set of cuffs a while ago, but we hadn't found a chance to test them yet:

On Saturday, she returned from her trip and while a few days of solo monster wrangling had just about worn me out completely, a quick shower breathed a bit of life back into my almost-corpse. The monsters were in bed and appeared to be out for the night and finally we could try out the new toys.

First I put outfitted Kasey with her new cuffs and attached the wrist cuffs to the new over the door connectors. I then attached the longer spreader bar to the ankle cuffs to insure proper position. Kasey has a bad habit or clamping her legs together and so far the only effective way I've found to curb this is the spreader bar.

It was right about then, that I remembered some important work that I needed to get done. I think I had some socks that needed sorting or maybe I had forgotten to pet the cat. Whatever it was it really needed doing, and I knew Kasey wasn't going anywhere, so I went to finish off my chore so that I could really enjoy my play time with Kasey without any nagging worries about whether the cat had been sorted or if the socks had been petted.

Seeing as this was the first time with canes for us, we were both a little nervous. I started slow with some hand spanks to warm her up a little. I figured a nice pink bottom would be better than a pasty white one for caning. I gave her about ten good solid smacks with my hand and tried to spread them around to get full coverage.

I then moved on to the dogging bat. It's a little bit like the crop, but it has a longer flap part than our crop and makes a much louder noise. I tried a few easy slaps with it and got a pretty good noise, so if easy slaps make an okay noise, hard slaps must make a great noise. Only one way to find out, so I started slapping her bottom harder with the dogging bat. I was right; it does make a good noise if you slap her bottom hard with it. Again, I tried to spread the slaps around and her bottom was turning a nice bright pink at this point.

Well, enough of the warm up. It was time to move on to the main event. I put down the dogging back and rubbed her behind a little. I also couldn't resist hugging her from behind and giving her breasts a nice fondle. I asked her if she was ready for the cane.

She gave a rather shaky, I guess, so I picked up one of the two thin ones. I had already discovered that waving them back and forth in the air made an excellent sound - very Blue Man - so I started off with that. I figured Kasey would enjoy a little pre-caning music. I certainly enjoyed it, though I'm not so sure if Kasey did. At least until one of the thin canes broke in mid air.

I still haven't broken a toy over Kasey's bottom, but I have broken one against nothing but air, so I figure I deserve at least another half point on the spanking purity test.

I started off with some very gentle strokes with the thin cane across her bottom. The noise wasn't bad and she did start squirming a bit. The canes seemed pretty promising. I moved on to the medium canes. They had a slightly deeper more resonant tone that I rather enjoyed. I wasn't seeing much striping, but I was still trying to go slow to get the feel of the canes. Her continued squirming and occasional grunt or moan let me know that they were having an effect even if I couldn't see it on her bottom.

So, I moved on to the thick one. It made a nice satisfying thud and didn't bounce all over like the thinner ones. She definitely reacted to that one. She looked a little bit like she was trying to climb up the door when she did something very, very wrong.

She gave ME an order.

Can you believe that?

Strapped up to the wall with her legs spread wide open and her bottom stuck out for easy access and she wants to give me orders. I may not be the most macho top in the world, but I certainly couldn't let that kind of blatant bad behavior pass. I smacked her a few more times with the thick cane. Still fairly lightly, but harder than the first one.

After she stopped trying to climb the walls, I asked her, "Who decides what implements we use?"

"You do," she said in a fairly contrite voice.

Given that she actually sounded sincere for a change, I only gave her one more swat with the thick cane before I put it down and wrapped my arms around her. I gave her nipples a couple of good pinches and did some fondling of her breasts and a little rubbing of her behind, which lead to a little more groaning and squirming. Well, it seemed that the canes were pretty effective, but there was still one more test to confirm my suspicions.

I reached down between her legs to check for moisture. Forget moisture, there was a flooded river down there. Not quite the Mississippi during that big flood in the early '90s but WOW it was running down her legs. There's really only one thing to do when your wife's that wet, so I unhooked her from the door and ordered her over to the bed. I was still a little miffed at her trying to order me around so I didn't take her spreader bar off.

She was a little slow, but with a few swats of my hand for encouragement she made it over to the bed and bent over it. I wasted no time in moving from the caning portion of the evening to the intercourse portion. I don't know if I've ever seen her so slippery.

She was really getting into it, judging by the noises. I decided that I really wanted to hear my favorite noise, so I pulled out and took off the spreader bar. I had her turn over and I got down to taste how excited she was. Less than a minute of licking and I did get to hear my favorite sound - Kasey screaming in orgasm - though it was a little muffled because she clamped her legs together pretty hard. I guess she didn't want to take a chance that I might stop licking.

The second best part is that the next day I noticed a bruise. Yippee! I'm not such a wimp after all.

She even started calling me Brute. Ha! Who's the wimp now?

Hope you're all getting at least as lucky as me,
bbobb

p.s. You can also read Kasey's version.

It's Love Our Lurkers Day!

Well I was just checking out Bonnie's blog and I discovered that it is Love Our Lurkers day. My calendar doesn't have that holiday, but I refuse to be ruled by my calendar, so for the second straight day I'm jumping on the bandwagon - this is almost like an out of body experience for me.

So, all of you lurkers - yeah you in front of that monitor - we know you're out there so why not post a comment to just say hi. Or anything else you want to say.

Also stop by some of the other spanko blogs that are participating and say hi to them as well. I have shamelessly stolen the list of fellow spanko bloggers who are participating from Bonnie (as well as the graphic above) to make it easier for you:

Bonnie at My Bottom Smarts
CuddlyBum at Random Thoughts from a Random Girl
Theresa at Hungry Heart Anxious Bottom
Eva at Nothing Random About a Spanking
Elis at New Beginnings
Cassie at Cassie's Space
Grace at A Day in the Life
Tiggr at A Spanking Good Time
Gem at Domestic Discipline Spanking Stories
Padme at Journey to the Darkside
Snow at Snow Wonders
Katie at Katie Spades: The Princess of Spanking
Aunty at Aunty Agony
Anne Elizabeth at Make My Cop Come
Suzy at My Naked Truth
Don at Confessions of an English Gentleman
Kay at Brat Under Control
Tulsa at Tulsa Moda
Adam at Adam's Spanking Stories
Pandora at Pandora's Blog
Lily at Life with a Bit of Spanking
Patty at Creative Spanko Wench
CeeCi at Giardino del Piacere
Mistress Sky at Mature Mistress
Ruby at Ruby Redd
Haron at The Spanking Writers
Bella at the B____ Inside
Butterfly at Butterfly Tempress
Adele at Spanking Model Speaks
Mike at Spanked Hubby
Natty at Natty's Spanking Blog
Minxy at A Spanked Minxy Wife
Matt at Matt's Spanking Blog
Lisa at Pleasure of Being a Spanked Wife
Sparkle at Life in Motion
Maggie at Maggie Dear
Doc at Reformations
Bethie at Spanking Bethie
Fox at Taught a Lesson
Frank at Fantastic Spanking
Chris at Chris' Firehouse
Brush at The Spanking Spot
Flinchflower at Facing Fear
Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb

Hopping on the bandwagon

I know pretty much everybody with a blog has done one of these 100 things about me posts at some point. Even Kasey did one. But I like reading them, so I thought I would write one of my own.

1. I’ve been called a bad data point
2. there might be some truth to the label
3. I do have a tendency to have different opinions than most
4. I’m willing to try just about any kink at least once
5. I don’t think monogamy is the only workable relationship style
6. I have been completely monogamous in my relationship with Kasey
7. physically, I’m pretty much completely bi
8. emotionally, I’m pretty much completely straight
9. I haven’t had sex with a male in over 20 years
10. I do fantasize about it, though
11. I’m not a natural dom
12. I’m not a natural sub
13. I don’t think I naturally fit anywhere on the dom – sub scale
14. I’m horrible at taking orders
15. so, I can take on the dom role much better than the sub role
16. I believe that consent is the only basis for judging if a sex act is right or wrong
17. I have difficulty playing games that appear non-consensual
18. though, I’m getting better at it
19. I love breasts, particularly large ones
20. though, the only question that truly matters in judging breasts is “Can I play with them?”
21. I’ve been trying to develop my appreciation of bottoms
22. so far I think almost all of them look pretty good
23. I’ve never really understood the fascination with legs
24. though I love them, breasts aren’t the most important physical attribute on a woman
25. her face is
26. there’s no way I could identify a set of rules for what makes an attractive face
27. but, it’s the first thing I notice (usually)
28. and it doesn’t matter what the body looks like if I don’t like the face
29. I tend to find women who have some curves more attractive than thin women
30. smoking is a huge turn off
31. I’ve seen women who I thought attractive light up and the attraction just vanished
32. except for Christine Ricci, even with a cigarette, she’s a hottie
33. Kasey has very nice breasts
34. and a wonderful curvy body
35. and blue eyes the color of faded denim
36. her bottom is especially attractive when it’s pink
37. I really appreciate the fact that she is loud during sex
38. there’s never any doubt about whether she’s enjoying it
39. I think spanking wench is a far better title than feisty bottom
40. I enjoy anal sex
41. giving and receiving
42. I enjoy oral sex
43. giving and receiving
44. now and then nothing beats a little titty fucking
45. of course I also enjoy good old traditional intercourse
46. I hope to have some over the door restraint connection points made before Kasey comes home
47. spanking has become such a part of our sex lives that Kasey and I call vanilla sex kinky
48. a side effect of a medicine that I started taking recently is difficulty orgasming
49. this isn’t necessarily a bad thing
50. many people believe size doesn’t matter, but I still wish it was bigger
51. Ruben knew how to pick beautiful models
52. I never believed that more than a few Penthouse letters were true
53. but I still enjoyed reading them
54. when it comes to dirty pictures, I much prefer ones that show 2 or more people doing something
55. pictures of individual naked women can certainly be beautiful from an aesthetic standpoint, but they don’t get me all that aroused
56. pictures of partially clad women are more likely to turn me on
57. I should be getting my first canes today
58. too bad I have to wait a couple days to try them out
59. even though, I don’t think I’m a natural spanko, I do remember some pretty wild spanking dreams as a kid
60. one had this very long slide that you’d go down on your hands and knees with paddles every few feet that would spank you as you went by
61. I’m definitely a lazy top
62. I’d love to have a couple of spankees so I could have them spank each other while I gave directions and watched
63. that would also appeal to one of my primary kinks – voyeurism
64. I wouldn’t mind ordering them to do other things for my amusement as well
65. I don’t want to put one of those “Boy, 100 is a lot of things” type items in this list
66. Another one of my kinks is strapons
67. I love pictures of women using strapons
68. on men
69. or women
70. Kasey isn’t into strapons :-(
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72. I love making my own toys
73. I love it when you get just the right sound out of a smack
74. sometimes it takes several tries to get exactly the sound I’m looking for
75. oh well, there’s a cost for perfection
76. good thing, I don’t have to pay it in this realm
77. I like it when a mark looks like the object that made it
78. I’d like to find something that makes a nice polka dot pattern on Kasey’s bottom
79. I’d like to occasionally get surprise blowjobs
80. double penetrations are a real turn on
81. I understand why some people don’t like it, but I can’t help but love the image of a woman covered in come
82. I must be a pig
83. watching a woman doing housework naked or in some silly maid costume sounds like fun
84. especially with a slapper in hand to draw attention to any mistakes made
85. there is something incredible about looking down at a woman on her knees with your penis in her mouth
86. performing oral has a strange sense of power – being able to make her body feel such strong sensations
87. I love that Kasey is such a doubly easy drunk
88. easy to get drunk
89. easy when drunk
90. I wish I wasn’t as ticklish as I am
91. many touches that people seem to enjoy just annoy me because they tickle
92. I’d like to make a St. Andrew’s Cross out of purpleheart
93. I don’t know where we’d store it
94. I think a set of stocks would be nice to have around as well
95. oohh, pilgrim fantasy coming on –just in time for the holidays
96. I’m interested in trying some humiliation play with Kasey, but I’m uncomfortable with the idea as well
97. I’m generally a very polite person
98. I believe that swinging strengthens an already strong relationship
99. I wish my college had had classes in how to be a good dom
100. I don’t completely agree with anything I’ve ever said or written

101. including the above

Hope your all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb

E&A Group, Chapter 3

Well, look at that. Two chapters in one week. Granted, I do write fairly short chapters, but they are getting longer.

Find it here and give it a read and let me know what you think - good, bad or otherwise.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want,
bbobb

Wore my cowboy hat yesterday

Yesterday, I took AngelBrat's advice and went to PetSmart to get a dogging bat. New toys are always fun, and with Kasey going away again, I thought a going away present might be in order.

So, at lunch I headed off to PetSmart to get the new toy. I wore my cowboy hat as a disguise. I figured it would be much more believable that I jump off of horses onto bulls if I have a cowboy hat on. People who wear cowboy hats are much more likely to do that than they are to spank their wife, right? :-o

Well my luck ran about usual and I wandered around the horse section for about five minutes and I didn't see a dogging bat anywhere. I did see a couple other things that Kasey doesn't know about yet, but no dogging bats. So, when the nice young employee asked me if I needed any help, without any hesitation, I asked him, "Do you have any dogging bats?"

He looked a little confused for a moment, which surprised me a bit. I figured that our area is so boring there must be plenty of people trying out spanking in desperation for something new to do and the dogging bats must be flying off the shelves at PetSmart. Anyway, his apparent confusion cleared up and he pointed over to the big rack of those long whips they use for running horses around in circles. (Note: I just like the hat, I actually have next to nothing in common with cowboys and other horse loving sorts and certainly don't know the names of their tools.)

Now it was my turn to look a little confused. I'd gone by that display and dismissed it earlier, because even though I didn't know the name of those whips, I knew they weren't dogging bats. But, I figured I had nothing to lose, so I went over to the display and looked more closely. And Voila! hidden off to the side behind a bunch of other stuff was one genuine, leather with metal reinforcement dogging bat. It was two bucks more than AngelBrat's, but $8.99 is still pretty cheap for a spanking implement.

So, trying to walk like I had a horse waiting for me in the parking lot rather than a minivan, I went up to the register to buy my new toys. I considered putting my tongue over my teeth to fake a tobacco bulge, but that seemed a little over the top even to me. I did make sure to address the check out lady as ma'am.

The rest of the day passes. I get home and tell Kasey that I got a dogging bat and that we'll need to try it out after the kids go to bed. We get the kids ready for trick or treating. She takes them; I hand out candy. Dinner. Sorting the candy into piles for keeping and leaving for the Halloween Fairy. Family game time. Bedtime.

Finally, we can try out the new dogging bat.

Except, I fall over asleep before my head even touches the pillow. Actually, I missed the pillow with my head and had some interesting marks on my face from the slats on the bed this morning. Argh, no play time, screwy (or perhaps screwier than usual) looking face, and Kasey's leaving town this afternoon.

Oh well, now I'll just have to think extra hard about her coming home celebration/punishment.

Hope you're all getting luckier than me,
bbobb