Finally, a FORTUNE cookie
A little more than a month ago I expressed my displeasure with the state of fortune cookie fortunes. I will admit to a certain fondness for Chinese buffet for lunch, so since that time, I've gotten maybe a dozen more fortune cookies (okay, so maybe I do occasionally take more than one - we all have our foibles). In that time, I have not gotten a single actual fortune.
All more BS like:
All more BS like:
- Winning starts with beginning.
- You constantly struggle for self-improvement.
- Don't eat yellow snow.
- etc., etc., etc.
Until today.
Today, I got a real honest to Buddha fortune in my fortune cookie.
Drum roll please.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
Of course, it's still BS, but at least it's a fortune.
Hope you are all getting as lucky as you want,
bbobb
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