From Katie Spades, by way of Bonnie, I came upon the following. I was running a little short on ideas today anyway, so I figured what the heck. Because Bonnie was brave enough to reveal her answers, I'll reveal mine as well.

Scoring: Count up all your "yes" answers. Your "yes" answers are your corruption percentage. For instance, if you answered 30 questions "yes," you are 70% spanking "pure" and 30% spanking "corrupt." Then go find a partner and work on the other 70%.

The 100-Point Spanking Purity Test. May be distributed any way you like, as long as it's free! Disclaimer: I am not an expert and I don't necessarily endorse any of these acts. Play safely.

Have you ever...
1. Posted to a spanking newsgroup/bulletin board/mailing list? yes
2. Bought/downloaded spanking pictures? yes
3. Bought/downloaded spanking magazines or literature? yes
4. Been in a spanking chat room? yes
5. Bought spanking-related books in a real bookstore? Is Amazon a real bookstore?
6. Written a spanking story? yes
7. Looked up the word "spank" in the dictionary? yes
8. Bought/watched a spanking video? yes
9. Cyber-spanked someone or been cyber-spanked? no, though I've had offers
10. Watched someone else get spanked in real life? no
11. Been to a fetish shop such as Kinematics or Stormy Leather? yes
12. Purchased toys specifically for spanking? yes
13. Made your own spanking toys? yes
14. Spent more than $100 on a single spanking toy? no
15. Owned 10 or more spanking toys? yes
16. Had a spanking fantasy while masturbating? yes
17. Had a spanking fantasy about a real life spanking you'd seen/read about? yes
18. Had a spanking fantasy while having sex? yes
19. Spanked/been spanked while touching intimately? yes
20. Spanked/been spanked during sex? yes
21. Given/had an orgasm while spanking/being spanked? yes
22. Spanked/been spanked with no specifically sexual overtones whatsoever? no, is this possible?
23. Spanked/been spanked on the bare bottom? yes
24. Spanked/been spanked for more than 10 minutes? yes
25. Spanked/been spanked for more than an hour? yes
26. Been involved in a situation where if something went wrong, the only means to stop the scene was a safeword? yes
27. Used your safeword/ had someone use their safeword? no - I'm such a whimp :-(
28. Spanked/been spanked where there was no safeword? yes

Spanked/been spanked with:
29. A hand? yes
30. Paddle? yes
31. Hairbrush? yes
32. Ruler? yes
33. Spoon? yes
34. Cane? no
35. Switch/birch? no
36. Crop? yes
37. Belt/strap? yes
38. Flogger/whip? yes
39. Implement with holes? yes
40. Ordinary object not intended for spanking, such as a remote control or shoe? yes (who knew cribbage boards were so versatile?)

Have you ever...

41. Broken a toy (over someone's bottom) during spanking play? no, though I have had a sore hand from spanking
42. Switched? (been spanked if you are primarily a top, or spanked someone if you are primarily a bottom) no
43. Spanked/been spanked on the back of the thighs? yes
44. Spanked/been spanked on the front of/inside of the thighs? yes
45. Spanked/been spanked on the breasts/genitals? yes
46. Wet your/your partner's bottom to make it sting more? no, but I like the sound of that
47. Spanked/been spanked outside? no (this just doesn't seem right and needs to be rectified)
48. Spanked/been spanked in a hotel? yes
49. Spanked/been spanked in a car? no (this seems wrong as well)
50. Spanked/been spanked in a bath, shower or hot tub? yes
51. Made someone do something/been made to do something they/you did not want to do? yes
52. Punished someone/been punished for not doing something correctly or refusing to do something in a scene? yes
53. Punished someone/been punished for a real life issue? yes
54. Used spanking "talk"? (ie "You've been very naughty," "I'll be good." etc.) yes
55. Been involved in the acting out of a roleplay fantasy? yes
56. Been involved in the acting out of an ageplay fantasy? no
57. Asked for/been asked for a spanking? yes
58. Made someone/been made to count the spanks? yes
59. Made someone stand/stood in the corner? yes
60. Made someone stand/stood in the corner for more than 5 minutes? yes
61. Been provoked/provoked someone into spanking you by acting like a brat? yes
62. Deliberately disobeyed/had someone deliberately disobey, in order to get spanked? yes
63. Kept a list of "infractions" to spank/be spanked for later? yes
64. Spanked yourself? no
65. Spanked yourself at the instruction of someone else/instructed someone to spank him/herself? no, though this would save a lot of effort on my part
66. Required someone to/been required to call someone Sir/Ma'amMaster/Mistress/Mommy/Daddy/some-other-variation during spanking play? yes
67. Met someone specifically for spanking play? no
68. Travelled more than 100 miles to spank/be spanked? not specifically for spanking, but have certainly spanked Kasey more than 100 miles from home.
69. Placed/answered a spanking personal? yes
70. Gone to a play party or club? no
71. Participated in play with someone at a play party or club? no
72. Spanked/been spanked by someone whose name you didn't know? no
73. Paid or been paid to spank someone? no
74. Been involved in a spanking scene with more than one person at a time? no
75. Spanked/been spanked by both men and women? (not necessarily at the same time) no
76. Spanked/been spanked on a spanking horse or some other piece of furniture specifically designed for spanking? Haven't made one yet, but it's on the list.
77. Made videotapes of your spanking play? no
78. Taken pictures of/had your partner take pictures of you during or after spanking play? no
79. Admired your/your partner's bottom in the mirror after a spanking? yes
80. Spanked someone/been spanked nude? yes
81. Bought new underwear specifically for spanking play? yes
82. Worn fetish clothing (schoolgirl outfit, leather, etc?) no
83. Worn fetish clothing in public? not unless my belt counts ;-)
84. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting afterward? yes
85. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting the next day? yes
86. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing? yes
87. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing for more than a day? yes
88. Had to explain your marks to a vanilla person? no

Been involved with any of the following in connection with spanking play?

89. Restraint (ie. holding someone down, trapping their legs, etc.) yes
90. Restraint with ropes, cuffs, scarves or other bondage toys? yes
91. Blindfolds? yes
92. Gags? very soon, see Kasey's blog
93. Nipple clamps/clothespins? yes
94. Icy hot or some other heat-enhancing cream? no
95. Ginger root or some other burning/stinging substance inserted anally? no
96. A butt plug, dildo or vibrator? yes
97. Mouthsoaping? no
98. Enemas? no
99. Temperature taking? no
100. Cried/made someone cry from a spanking? yes

So, I get 36 no's and 64 yes's. Hmmm... only a D in spanking? I'd better get to work.

Hope you're all getting as lucky as you want to be,
bbobb